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Garden Variety Murder T-Shirt

Garden Variety Murder T-Shirt

$34.99
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Color: Ivory
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Description

🖤 Why you’ll love it:
  • Available in sizes S–4XL, Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 tees
  • Unisex relaxed fit – flattering for all body types
  • Garment-dyed for a soft touch and unique color
  • Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
  • Ethically made with 100% ring-spun US cotton
Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

  • Cold water only. Hot water is for overachievers.
  • Turn inside out before washing to protect that graphic. You're gonna want to wear it until it disintegrates.
  • Use gentle detergent. This garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way.
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff.
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry. Air drying means more time for snacks.

Additional Tips:

  • No bleach or harsh detergents. They'll fade the color.
  • Skip fabric softeners. They mess with the texture.
  • If your shirt has a graphic, don't iron directly on it. Use a pressing cloth or flip it inside out.
Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee - We want you to love your order as much as we do. If your item arrives damaged, defective, incorrect, or the size does not work for you, we will help make it right.

Email us at support@seasonallyunwell.com within 30-days of delivery with a photo and we'll be happy to replace or refund your item.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 9 reviews.

I am very pleased with the quality of all the shirts i ordered. The entire process was easy to navigate, and the shirts arrived when expected. My new favorites. Thank you

Letitia P. 5/5 Verified

Garden Variety Murder T-Shirt

Well made, exactly as I ordered. I had a hard time choosing my order (3 shirts) because the designs are excellent. But I'm quite happy with my choices and look forward to wearing them.

Cynthia H. 5/5 Verified

Garden Variety Murder T-Shirt

Garden variety murder is one of my favorite shirts right now. The fabric feels comfortable and soft. Will probably get the murder in progress one soon!

Angela F. 5/5 Verified

Garden Variety Murder T-Shirt

This shirt is wonderful, and I love all of your designs. They are so clever and funny, not to mention how well they are made. Really great shirts. I will be back for more.

Susan K. 5/5 Verified

Garden Variety Murder T-Shirt

Great shirts. They are soft and comfortable. The designs are very well done and I’ve received lots of compliments. I will definitely order more.

Peggi L. 5/5 Verified

Garden Variety Murder T-Shirt

Love love my Garden Variety Murder tee!! I ordered another the same day. Can't wait for the sweatshirts !

Susan B. 5/5 Verified

Garden Variety Murder T-Shirt

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We work with printers all over the country to ensure products and experiences meet our expectations.
Do you ship internationally?

Coming Soon to shopify, at the moment we are only set up to accept international orders on our etsy storefront. https://seasonallyunwell.etsy.com
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey right to your doorstep.

Some of our products ship from different printing facilities, orders containing multiple product types may ship separately on different timelines. Tracking will be provided for each part of an order for your shipment. Your shipping cost or free shipping eligibility is not impacted when this occurs.

What materials are your t-shirts made of?

The majority of our tees are Comfort Colors, made from 100% ring-spun cotton. They get softer with every wash instead of falling apart. Heavyweight fabric with that lived-in feel from day one, garment-dyed for a perfectly worn-in look.
How do I find my size?

There is a ruler icon on each listing that links to a size chart and shows you how to take measurements to ensure a good fit.